Wednesday July 16th
Keynote Addresses:
Why I Agreed To This
K will explain his need to cook for an audience, outline the four cases of wine he purchased and discuss lingerie.
I Can Kick Your Ass At Rock Band
A brief address by the youngest member of the household followed by the praising and honoring of He Who Will Sleep In A Tent For The Benefit Of The Houseguests.
Too Much Estrogen
Oldest will wave to the crowd and then disappear.
I Am The Buddha And So Can You
Middle will do a silent presentation inspiring all to join him in total mellowness.
Lunch at the Diner
Shopping : details TBA but will include Anthropologie and a thrift shop.
Cocktail Hour(s)
Dinner In Tuvalu
Guest Speakers:
Susie Sunshine - witty and adorable, SS will discuss how she gets her eyebrows looking so fantastic, the length of her neck and how she manages to curse like a sailor with the voice of a siren.
Windy City Wendy - charming and warm, Wendy will dumb down her Leonardo-like crafting skills to attempt to outline the many uses of seam binding tape for her audience. Bonus session: how to thread a needle.
Poppy Buxom - with grace and beauty, Poppy will address the gathering in front of the big board where she will describe her roots and heritage and discuss her brother Henry.
Please note:
Jen Lancaster will not arrive until Friday at which time she will be speaking, at the ocean-front enclave. Jen will address the gathered with her inimitable style and grace, bestowing upon them the true secrets for growing from blog to book, explaining why cupcakes are a gift from heaven and delight us with Tales Of Fletch.
Pearls are strongly suggested for this session.
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18 comments:
Fabulous!! You all will have blog fodder for ages.
(That comment deletion was me. I couldn't stand the typo I made and had to start again!)
Please ignore the small pouting woman and have a good time. And tell those men in your house they're wonderful for playing along!
The time has come.
You lucky gals.
A special thought to Oldest, Middle and Youngest.
For what concerns K, he's gonna have the BEST time of all. I sense it.
paola
How fun! I love the speakers--I'd be attending the Estrogen and the Buddha ones without a doubt--and the many uses of seam binding tape? I get chills. I know you'll take great notes and great pictures.
have fun! Am soooo envious. and just think, you can make fire for them : )
Oh my, so many options and so many excellent speakers. What an amazing conference this will be.
Is it to late to get tickets?
;) How fun!
Just a quick correction. You know how dooce has GEORGE? Well, I have HENRY. All in caps, ALL THE TIME.
Also, I've dreamed up a new title for my talk. I'm calling it "Social Climbing for Dummies." Is it too late to get the printer to change the programs?
Oh to be a fly on the wall during cocktail hour(s)!
Just added pearls to my packing list. And extra seam binding tape - there will be handouts ladies!
Please take lots of fun cropped pictures for us. You will all have a wonderful time together.
jbhat
Only four cases?
So fun! If Social Climbing for Dummies does indeed get added, then please blog away--otherwise, go have fun, relax, and tell us all about it LATER. (We'll live, it's true)
And when should I expect to be drunk-dialed? Because (a) Poppy has my number and (2) I like to plan ahead.
Oh, I can't wait to hear all about it - you will all have so much fun!!!
It all sounds blogalicious.
I hope we get the daily run down. In 4-part harmony.
Have a glorious time!
ErinH
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